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chrishoweareyou
If anybody has any hilarious tweets about a gross misunderstanding of the spring-forward time change, PLEASE let me know!
Horse_ebooks
If you are operating a privately owned pizza restaurant, I have some sobering news
TheAtlPhoto
Japan Earthquake: One Year Later - 45 photos - #Japan
LaurenNIHON
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!!! :P
LaurenNIHON
You know, I really wanna watch Office Space right now, but I can't find it anywhere online lol I've searched for about an hour now lol
KirkLaughlin
@chrishoweareyou getting some light equestrian reading done at the #donutshop #gads @ GADS
chrishoweareyou
AutoCorrect finally, FINALLY learned that I use the word hell more than the word he'll!
chrishoweareyou
"I report you as spam." "Who the hell is Pam?" #Community
lrcplly
Wish I spoke every language so I could own ppl whenever they were talking about me
alexblagg
If you're under 25 and you're in public you should probably just shut your stupid mouth because whatever you're saying is garbage.
nealbrennan
The internet is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, except this adventure always ends with me masturbating.
MiniCupKates
@codybaldwin yep this just happened at target
2tonbug
I don't know about you guys, but for ME, a FULL wallet means an EMPTY Jo-Ann Fabrics!
MrGeorgeWallace
Shout out to shut-ins.
DebbelerN
Tweet #1000 makes me strangely proud.
MJWarshauer
The Men just destroyed my ears. Totally worth it. @SavStopover
DebbelerN
Hiiiiiiii Moooonnnnnicccaaaaa! ((yelling to the Newark airport because I'm too impatient))
peeweeherman
Like Netflix for Bowties...
Horse_ebooks
Powerful women
lrcplly
@codybaldwin this goes hard! Sick drop :) like my page! Follow me!!!!
kellyoxford
I never feel more alone than when I'm on a toilet and realize there is no toilet paper.
_t_d_b_
cool prank idea: get netflix and when you have to send back your dvd put bees in the envelope instead
wonga13
In Sapporo. Went to the beer factory!
dlsspy
If you're having floating problems I feel bad for you son, I got NaN problems but 0.9999999999 ain't 1.