Likes

ABFalecbaldwin
Let's see. Dow's above 13,000. We're pulling out of Afghanistan. Economy is picking up, albeit slowly. Which party is in the White House?
Horse_ebooks
We will teach you how to build solar panels that will look and work
LaurenNIHON
My new couch that took about 20 minutes to build with my neighbor. Thank god for awesome neighbors!!
ericghanus
How is the Undertaker still wrestling? Maybe he is replaced with a new one every so many years like Lassie.
Horse_ebooks
I love fresh pineapples,
lrcplly
I'm eating Mexican food with a spoon until ten at plan 9. Come visit!
ExumAM
This is how they close the border between India and Pakistan each night. What a circus.
lrcplly
Just got that californication has fornication right in it. I thought it was some process of being transformed by California. Californimation
mgsledge
The Dead Zone, despite a very compelling serial killer sublot, is very minor Cronenberg
mgsledge
This alternative future we live in where Christopher Walken is dead sucks
Horse_ebooks
YOUR BRAIN IS TOTALLY PROGRAMMABLE AND COMPLETELY UNLIMITED!
LaurenNIHON
Another really early morning... But this time it's because I'm going to visit Hiroshima!!! Yay!!!! XD
SRN_lol
100-yard barefoot dash over loose Lego bricks
MuscleTower
Fred Durst was 30 years old when he named his album "Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water"
Ian_Thake
I've had Zou Bisou Bisou stuck in my head for the past day and a half. (Throws fists in the air and shakes violently) Weiner!!!!
mindykaling
Just re-downloaded Weezer's self-titled album. I know every word. I want a girl who laughs for no one else.
lrcplly
@chrishoweareyou @codybaldwin I think it's an actual crime that we can't all be sitting in a bar booth together making hella puns. #oneday
lrcplly
Long day at the pun factory. Yeah. Twitter dot com. Hmmh, no I don't get paid. What's that? No well I'm actually between things right now.
lrcplly
Put on the coffee, it's gonna be a long night of puns.
lrcplly
@codybaldwin @chrishoweareyou "Century Goth Chick" "Pooper Black" "Buffalo Wild Wingdings"
lrcplly
@chrishoweareyou @codybaldwin I am literally getting out of bed and booting up word so I can contribute to this joke
lrcplly
@chrishoweareyou @codybaldwin uh oh I'm feeling a childish gambino + pasta thing happening here. It's papyrUS not papyr-YOU.
chrishoweareyou
@codybaldwin @lauracopelly "I'm drunk.tff"